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  Letter Re: JW Broadcasting

  by pixel in

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  re: jw broadcasting.

  dear brothers:.

  we are writing to inform you of an exciting initiative that was announced on october 4,.

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  Foku Roku
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  what tv.jw.org REALLY is

  by Nebeska Nada in

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  i think that tv.jw.org is the greatest slap in the face that apostates ever received.. what do you think?.

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  The Rothschilds are simply standardizing what they're already doing in the other religious organizations they own (evangelical, Mormons, Adventists, etc)... They've finally realized that it's time to get their JW religion up to speed before it continues to crumble...
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  Are JWs the worst restaurant customers?

  by Alfred in

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  (a little background info before i ask my question...).

  my sister-in-law (non-jw), who manages a popular chain restaurant near a kingdom hall, just found out that my wife and i have recently faded, so she decided to get something off her chest the other day... you guessed it: she wanted us to know that jws are the worst customers ever!

  she then told us some really embarrassing stories about how jws would request a table for 15 to 20 people (after a sunday meeting) and then (when the bill came) some of the jws would start deliberating amongst themselves on whether or not the waiter was diligent or not (to justify the low tip he was getting anyway).

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  Legacy... Well put...
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  help me understand: if jesus started ruling in 1914 does that mean we are in the 1000 year reign

  by goingthruthemotions in

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  Yes... Jesus has been ruling for 100 years and 4 days...
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  WARNING - DON'T SIGN IN TO JW LANGUAGE APP

  by cultBgone in

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  2. friends

  unless you are willing to have all your movements tracked on the internet and your files opened to the watchtower, don't sign in.

  here's what will happen:.

  to install the app - you will give the jw-app access to:.

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  Good...

  it will be so much fun to deny, deny, deny..:
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  If JW's message is so urgent and Armageddon is imminent..

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  2. experiences

  then why do the walk so slow when out in field service?????????.

  honestly, i saw some dubs out witnessing yesterday and they have invented the "worlds most incredible slow walk".

  it makes a glacier look like a speeding avalanche.

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  Urgent and imminent means at last least 100 years away in dub land.
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  JW's are the slowest walkers in the world

  by Unclepenn1 in

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  that's all i wanted to say.

  you can always spot them by the 'less than 1/2 miles per hour' they stroll down the street.

  salvation by the hour.

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  So how slow are dubs in 2014? How much territory is covered compared to 20 years ago?
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  Current Doctrine On Who Will Be Saved?

  by lambsbottom in

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  2. bible

  can someone give me the latest doctrine on whether jws believe any people ignorant of the 'truth' or not preached to will be also spared?.

  or, is it anyone that is not in the ark of the org dead?.

  need reference showing current teaching and not the lie at jw.org faq about salvation!.

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  From the platform, the word is that only baptized regular dubs have any chance of being saved... On JW.org, the rags and other publications, they say that only God knows who will be saved...
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  Is the AGM today?

  by hamsterbait in

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  anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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  They'll be releasing new special edition toys for children... Circuit Servant Ken and Special Pioneer Barbie... Children of exemplary parents will get these at a 25% discount... Children of "irregular" publishers will have to pay full price...
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  What exactly do the Governing body(TM) do?

  by punkofnice in

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  2. beliefs

  a genuine question really.. do they actually make desicions or are they simple sock puppets for the lawyers?.

  are they just a front (like the queen is in the uk), with little or no desicion making input?.

  do they just give talks and make appearances?.

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  you mean besides protecting pedophiles and watching kiddy porn? Not much of anything else... Depends on what their latest marketing firm tells them to do...